Please Explain…

10 10 2009

This morning I was surfing the channels and I can not help but wonder about the media.

Seriously, why is it that Paris gets more attention than her parents and grand parents? Other than having smart people around her attempting to guide her – what has she accomplished?

It is seven o’clock in the morning. Where are the cartoons? It is no wonder why I don’t watch that much telly.





One of Those: “I’ll be sorry…”

7 10 2009

As of yesterday at least in the United States of America – many men are now required to apology for having “sexual-relationships” before marriage to their future (or current) wife.  This new requirement is still mandatory even if you had sexual-relationship with her (your wife or fiancé) before you were married or marry her.

It seems to me that Mars just got a little farther away from Venus in this logic.  I can hear it now, “If Dave can do it you can too.”  I am sorry guys it is just one of those requirements you have to do to keep the woman that you love.

Hint: Short-term and long-term memory loss will keep you out of trouble if names are asked.